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Mbindaman
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 11900 Localisation: In translation
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Posté le: Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:22 pm Sujet du message: Timbuktu |
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a priest and an Australian shepherd are playing in a quizshow. After the regular questions the score is even. So the presenter of the show give a last task. Are you able to create a verse which ryme with the word "TIMBUKTU"? Both candidates have to think about it. After one minute the priest gives his verse:
I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu.
The audience is filled with enthusuiasm and everybody thinks that the priest will win. But than the shepherd composes:
When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two. _________________ I'm not going to rape her, I'm going to fuck her...
I've been all over the world, and everywhere I go people tell me about the true Gods. They all think they found the right one. The one true God is what's between a woman's leg... |
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Waddle
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 17412
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Posté le: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:30 pm Sujet du message: |
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_________________ la vie c'est le ludo. Parfois tu peux jouer un, parfois tu peux jouer deux chaines quatre comme ca...
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