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DiDDy · Posté le: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:20 pm Sujet du message:

Inside Man

Dalton Russell (Clive Owen): Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with two girls named Amber and Tiffany.

Detective Keith Frazier (Denzel Washington): No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? It's not a Piña Colada!
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I freed thousands of slaves. I could have freed thousands more, if they had known they were slaves. ~ Harriet Tubman

achidi · Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 903

Un prophète

"Tu parles avec les barbus, tu parles avec les Corses. Tu fais le grand écart, c'est mauvais pour les couilles ça, tu sais"
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na last time be time, na last heure be heure...

Mbindaman · Posté le: Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:45 pm Sujet du message:

Eloïcha · Posté le: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:32 am Sujet du message:

Les pauvres ont deux mauvaises habitudes, ils fêtent leur anniversaire chaque année et veulent manger chaque jour.
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Une femme ne doit jamais perdre sa dignité par amour.

Mada · Petit bérinaute Inscrit le: 27 Jan 2011 Messages: 77

Dans ma famille, une dispute entre Oupo et Teisson

Teisson: toi tu es malade..
Oupo: si moi je suis malade c'est que toi on a coupé courant dans ta tete

Laughing

ajoute l'accent des ivoiriens, c'est mortel Laughing

Diamond Princess · Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 15971

a Bronx Tale

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?

Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast
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rampage · Posté le: Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:14 pm Sujet du message:

"Après moi, c'est moi!"
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Si tu aperçois une chèvre dans le repère du lion, il faut te méfier d'elle...

mocko · Posté le: Thu May 05, 2011 11:30 am Sujet du message:

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