Mbindaman


Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 11900 Localisation: In translation
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Posté le: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:03 pm Sujet du message: Dans mon salon |
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a man asked his neighbor, “May I read your newspaper when you are done with it?”
The neighbor replied, “Yes, but only in my living room.”
Some days later, this neighbor asked, “May I use your lawn mower when you don’t need it?”
The man replied, “Yes, but only on my lawn.” _________________ I'm not going to rape her, I'm going to fuck her...
I've been all over the world, and everywhere I go people tell me about the true Gods. They all think they found the right one. The one true God is what's between a woman's leg... |
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