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[Mbindaman]

- Chef, pourrais-je quitter le bureau trois heures plus tôt, pour pouvoir aller faire du shopping avec ma femme ?
- Il n'en est pas question !
- Merci, chef. Je savais que vous ne me laisseriez pas tomber.

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- Italien, cela fait la quatrième fois que vous arrivez en retard cette semaine. Que dois-je en conclure ?
- Que nous sommes jeudi, chef !

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- Nous cherchons une personne qui travaillerait très dur et ne tomberait jamais malade.
- Engagez-moi ! Je vous aiderai à chercher.
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I'm not going to rape her, I'm going to fuck her...
I've been all over the world, and everywhere I go people tell me about the true Gods. They all think they found the right one. The one true God is what's between a woman's leg...

[hyllona]

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[lavida]

Wahala when you visit rich friends.

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and......

> Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda,
tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?

> Answer: Tea please.

> Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea,
honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

> Answer: Ceylon tea please.

> Question : How would you like it, black or white?

> Answer: White.

> Question : Milk or fresh cream?

> Answer: With milk.

> Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?

> Answer; With cow's milk please.

> Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

> Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.

> Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

> Answer: With sugar.

> Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?

> Answer: Cane sugar.

> Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

> Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass
of water instead.

> Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

> Answer: Mineral water.

> Question : Flavored or non-flavored?

> Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst.
Which kind wahala be dis.

[elle]