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[BlackBadu]

Why did you leave your last job?
"I have a problem with authority."

Tell us about a problem you had with a co-worker and how you resolved it
"The resolution was we were both fired."

What are your hobbies and interests?
"[He said] 'Well, as you can see, I'm a young, virile man and I'm single -- if you ladies know what I'm saying.' Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, 'I particularly like blondes.'"

Why should we hire you?
"I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time."

Why are you leaving your current job?
"I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes."

Why are you looking for a job?
"Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job."

Why do you want to work for us?
"My old boss didn't like me, so one day, I just left and never came back. And here I am!"
"I saw the job posted on Twitter and thought, why not?"


What are your assets? (as in strengths)
"Well, I do own a bike."

When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
"Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that."

Use three adjectives to describe yourself
"I hate questions like this."

Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it
"I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement."


Have you submitted your two weeks' notice to your current employer?
"What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired."

Do you have any questions?

"Cross-dressing isn't a problem is it?"
"If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?"
"What do you want me to do if I cannot walk to work if it's raining? Can you pick me up?"

"Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go."
"If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?"
"When you do background checks on candidates, do things like public drunkenness arrests come up?"
"So, how much do they pay you for doing these interviews?"
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[Magne]

Blackbadu u finished me
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[BlackBadu]

African Girl, I couldn't stop laughin when I read them myself. It's amazng what people say at interviews and these are not invented stories,they are for real
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What we see when watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.

You are too short to measure me---Mos Def