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BlackBadu
Inscrit le: 18 May 2008 Messages: 599 Localisation: entre toi et moi
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Posté le: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:42 pm Sujet du message: Euro-English |
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Les Allemands du forum comprendront mieux...Peut-etre les autres aussi.
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. _________________ What we see when watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
You are too short to measure me---Mos Def |
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Queen B
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 15741 Localisation: In the ligth; Under the sun; In his lovely arms.
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Posté le: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:46 pm Sujet du message: |
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Lol
Pkoi faire simple qd on peut faire compliqué _________________ Go girl!! Keep smiling to life.Un jr j'irais vivre en Théorie; car en Théorie tt se passe bien. |
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BlackBadu
Inscrit le: 18 May 2008 Messages: 599 Localisation: entre toi et moi
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Queen B a écrit: | Lol
Pkoi faire simple qd on peut faire compliqué |
Moi meme je me suis maintes fois posée la question
Ca va ma Queenie Cherie? _________________ What we see when watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
You are too short to measure me---Mos Def |
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Queen B
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 15741 Localisation: In the ligth; Under the sun; In his lovely arms.
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Posté le: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:56 pm Sujet du message: |
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BlackBadu a écrit: | Queen B a écrit: | Lol
Pkoi faire simple qd on peut faire compliqué |
Moi meme je me suis maintes fois posée la question
Ca va ma Queenie Cherie? |
de mieux en mieux ma tata.
Et toi? _________________ Go girl!! Keep smiling to life.Un jr j'irais vivre en Théorie; car en Théorie tt se passe bien. |
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