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BlackBadu
Inscrit le: 18 May 2008 Messages: 599 Localisation: entre toi et moi
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Posté le: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:54 pm Sujet du message: six affairs |
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The 1st Affair
a married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'
The 2nd Affair
a middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'
The 3rd Affair
a mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'
The 4th Affair
a woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
The 5th Affair
a man walked into a pub, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one penny.'
'One penny?' the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'
'a pound,' the barman replied.
'a pound?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The barman replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'
The 6th & Best Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.' _________________ What we see when watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
You are too short to measure me---Mos Def |
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Queen B
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 15741 Localisation: In the ligth; Under the sun; In his lovely arms.
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Posté le: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:30 pm Sujet du message: |
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The énd and the last affairs killed me _________________ Go girl!! Keep smiling to life.Un jr j'irais vivre en Théorie; car en Théorie tt se passe bien. |
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Nji
Inscrit le: 15 May 2008 Messages: 15135 Localisation: Koundja
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Posté le: Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:46 am Sujet du message: |
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Queen B a écrit: | The énd and the last affairs killed me |
This is killing me. _________________ L'homme cherche à être heureux, alors que la société tente vainnement à le rendre bon, NJI. |
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Queen B
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 15741 Localisation: In the ligth; Under the sun; In his lovely arms.
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Posté le: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:45 pm Sujet du message: |
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Nji a écrit: | Queen B a écrit: | The énd and the last affairs killed me |
This is killing me. |
Mafff Lapsus clavi _________________ Go girl!! Keep smiling to life.Un jr j'irais vivre en Théorie; car en Théorie tt se passe bien. |
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Mell Invité
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Posté le: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:45 am Sujet du message: |
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All these affairs are...but the first and the last one led me think to you and Salsa, specially the last one..... Please stay cool and let the poison do his work..... |
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BlackBadu
Inscrit le: 18 May 2008 Messages: 599 Localisation: entre toi et moi
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Posté le: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:32 am Sujet du message: |
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Mell a écrit: | All these affairs are...but the first and the last one led me think to you and Salsa, specially the last one..... Please stay cool and let the poison do his work..... |
Ah ah Mell...I can understand that the last one made you think of me, but the first? why, please tell me _________________ What we see when watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
You are too short to measure me---Mos Def |
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Waddle
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 17412
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Posté le: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:33 pm Sujet du message: |
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L'affaire 3 et la dernière affaire sont les meilleures _________________ la vie c'est le ludo. Parfois tu peux jouer un, parfois tu peux jouer deux chaines quatre comme ca...
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Mell Invité
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Posté le: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:36 pm Sujet du message: |
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BlackBadu a écrit: | Mell a écrit: | All these affairs are...but the first and the last one led me think to you and Salsa, specially the last one..... Please stay cool and let the poison do his work..... |
Ah ah Mell...I can understand that the last one made you think of me, but the first? why, please tell me |
Women don't like the truth....Specially when it concerns their relationship. They preferred to be blind and act and the End. Like the woman in the six affairs You understand the logic I'm using ???? |
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BlackBadu
Inscrit le: 18 May 2008 Messages: 599 Localisation: entre toi et moi
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Posté le: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:13 am Sujet du message: |
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Mell a écrit: | BlackBadu a écrit: | Mell a écrit: | All these affairs are...but the first and the last one led me think to you and Salsa, specially the last one..... Please stay cool and let the poison do his work..... |
Ah ah Mell...I can understand that the last one made you think of me, but the first? why, please tell me |
Women don't like the truth....Specially when it concerns their relationship. They preferred to be blind and act and the End. Like the woman in the six affairs You understand the logic I'm using ???? |
Point of correction, Mell...I like the truth. Only thing is I act accordingly, if you see what I mean _________________ What we see when watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
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