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SoSheCosmetics Petit bérinaute
Inscrit le: 06 Nov 2008 Messages: 82 Localisation: Where needed to ...
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Posté le: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:40 pm Sujet du message: Why Parents Drink |
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a Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom'. With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mum,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion......
Mom she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son, Paul
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you - call me when it's safe to come home! _________________ "Le mari d'autrui est sucreeeeeeee" |
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Queen B
Inscrit le: 12 May 2008 Messages: 15741 Localisation: In the ligth; Under the sun; In his lovely arms.
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Je knowais la version féminine de cette blague! _________________ Go girl!! Keep smiling to life.Un jr j'irais vivre en Théorie; car en Théorie tt se passe bien. |
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